claypit

A lady's back entrance

Shove it up the claypit

by keefdave June 8, 2003

claypit

another fine name for an ass hole

did you hear about the guy in prison that was forced to take it up the claypit, It wasn't pretty.He cried like a baby and had to get his claypit stiched up at the emergency room.

by awesomeo March 8, 2005

Clapiture

The scientific measurement of vibration caused by a young lady's butt cheeks high fiving each other as she walks while wearing a sundress.

My word... That sundress she is wearing has significantly raised the level of clapiture she normal displays.

by Llennodc April 21, 2017

clamity

An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.

For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.

That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.

by swt581962 June 1, 2014

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003

Campitis

The temporary psychological illness of men that result after being at an all male camp or a camp in which one cannot masturbate or "relive" one's self in that manner thus resulting in an increased attractiveness toward unattractive women. This illness usually occurs after three to four days at the camp and can last up to a week after returning to society. It should also be noted that the longer the term at the camp the more severe the said symptom will be.

Dude, I was at a Boy Scout camp for 10 days, and on the drive home I saw a 300 pound chick and thought she was banging hot! I have a severe case of campitis!

by JoeyG0933 August 6, 2010