Clampit

An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!

That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit

by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018

Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.

That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.

by swt581962 June 1, 2014

Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

ice clamper

cape breton word used for iceburgs

the ice clampers are in the harbour today

by dave March 16, 2005

clamped

When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped

by anonymous....alasdair December 28, 2005

Butt Clamper

A "Butt Clamper" is someone that uses there anal muscles to clamp onto a penis so hard that the penis cant exit.

"Hey Dana quit being a Butt Clamper."

by Brandon Klein October 24, 2008

clampitt

to be a badass and do badass stuff

richard:man that guy cleared like 7 cars on his bike when he jumped them!!
eric: yeah he is a real CLAMPITT

by jooodie sayis August 9, 2009