Clarissa

name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.

Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.

Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful

by Clarrot84 January 3, 2010

Clarissa

A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !

by HellaFella February 4, 2010

Carressa

(Ca~ree~sa) or (Cre~sa)

A person who has too many good things to list. Here is a few: strong, compassionate, hilarious, honest etc..

Amanda: "Hey Carressa, what's that saying about love again?

Carressa: " It's still lost"

by emilymay8603 July 5, 2009

Clarissa

The coolest person in the world!

Person: Can I borrow your psych lectures
Clarissa: For sure!
Person: Wow Clarissa, you are the coolest person ever!

by Pay2121 January 20, 2009

Clarissa

The most amazing girl in the world; Flawless; perfect in every way imaginable.

Gosh; Rene is so lucky to have Clarissa; they're perfect together.

by Guitar_God. March 4, 2012

clairese

Clairese desires to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. She is giving, courageous and bold, action oriented, energetic and strong willed. Clairese is a wild woman when she indulges in safeway brand citron vodka. (Four times distilled). She is cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. She tends to center herself around people who are excellent at nerf gun hostile takeovers. Watch out for her pikachu mating call. Through it all, she cares for her friends and family with every ounce of her little body.

"Hey, wanna Clairese?"
"Of course! Theres no other way to ride llamas through the snow!"

by Clairese November 24, 2013

Clarissa

While she may be moody, she is hot and thick and loves guys even when they are total dicks. Clarissa is a great friend and a sexual one too. Clarissa just wants a fun time, but in the end will usually end up crying. Of course one of Clarissa's friends will come to the rescue

Wow did you see Clarissa, She is hot!
Clarissa and Isaiah have so much fun!

by Squiddy-Diddy April 20, 2021