clarism

a philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions. some of the principles include the idolization of the physical features that the creators of the philosophy have and the extreme distaste for those of men. those that follow clarism are known as "clarists" and are known for their attractiveness and intelligence. clarists also believe that anyone more beautiful than Clara and her companions simply does not exist and that they must be a glitch in the fabric of reality.

person: wow look at those girls, they totally fit the beauty standard of clarism
other person: clarism?
person: yeah, the philosophy based on the ideas of beauty and reality created by Clara and her close companions
other person: wow that sounds awesome
person: it is lol.

by afigmentof.your.imagination January 21, 2021

Chairism

The second most accurate religion in the world, after those worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Momster.

I converted to Chairism BEFORE it was cool.

by Miphisto June 26, 2020

clarkism

A descriptive metaphor used by jeremy clarkson, using obscure references

this car drives like a load of old hoares trapped in a tin can - a clarkism

by Sam Bastable January 9, 2009

claireissa

Goes above and beyond for the people she loves, such a beautiful soul if you meet a Claireissa keep her, she’s the most loyal person to anyone! Has a high sex drive watch out! She will never break your trust and she may not see the true beauty in her self at times but she is definitely a keeper!

Claireissa cherishes the little moments

by Claireissa November 22, 2021

clairesfin

A gay girl who doesn’t like Dawson. Jk she’s already smashed him second to me.

That girl is acting like a clairesfin

by Masterboyboi11 April 21, 2018

Clairistic

Someone who always wants you to not have a specific something.. Basically if you have a for example a bag of Doritos, they will try to take it and not let you have it.

Damn, she tried taking that too? ugh, shes so clairistic..

by Jimmisphere January 31, 2021

Clarismatic

1. Defines a beautiful girl with high levels of energy, comedy and intellect.

She chaired the meeting in her Clarismatic way.

by KD175 August 6, 2021