The act of being blown to kingdom come by a roomba wielding a claymore. Usually affixed via duct tape or whatever else was laying around.
Guy1: You should really buy a security system, it's kind of a rough area
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
Guy2: Nonsense, any moron who robs me will be turned into a fine pink mist after being claymore roomba'd
by AntiSocialSocialist May 24, 2022
Get the claymore roomba'd mug.1. An anti-personel mine used by the military. Consisting of hundreds of BBs packed into a plastic casing backed by a few pounds of plastic explosives.
2. A long Scottish sword that is held with two hands.
2. A long Scottish sword that is held with two hands.
by odd_jackal October 7, 2003
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Claymore is a dark anime, about a female warriors colloquially termed claymores who have been augmented to be able to fight demons called Yoma which each human guts. Yoma are much more powerful than humans; able to easily kill a human and can take the form of their prey to remain hidden. As the series progresses, clare is called upon to fight awakened beings; entities even more powerful than many claymores. The anime is 26 episodes long and is actually quite good. Over time, information about clare's past and her motivation in becomming a claymore and fighting agaisnt yoma are revealed, as well as facts about the organization that employers her are revealed. English subs can be found online. This one is definitely for anyone who liks a good action/adventure/romance/drama story.
by Archonidun July 23, 2009
Get the Claymore mug.Remote triggered mine currently used by the US military. It consists of many ball bearings which fly out when the C4 explosive detonates, making it a good plast explosive and a good area-effect mine.
We plant the claymore there, and when Saddam Hussein walks on it, blow the bastard straight to hell.
by Rohan November 16, 2003
Get the Claymore mug.Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge
Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
by liljohn433 August 16, 2010
Get the Shit Claymore mug.A running joke among those with a strong belief in gun rights.
The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".
The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.
(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
The idea stems from a hypothetical scenario that bounces around American libertarian communities quite often, in which the ATF would find out that you own illegal guns, such as illegally made machine guns, and then raid your house, as they did in the Ruby Ridge incident, at which point you would make some valiant stand and fight off an entire swat team with illegal weapons and booby traps, akin to an R-Rated Home Alone film. They'll commonly also refer to the ATF SWAT team as "fedbois" or "alphabet bois".
The Claymore Roomba itself is simple. A claymore is a directed anti-personnel explosive. You point it in a direction and it kills everything in that direction, with minimum collateral damage to targets around it. A roomba has a large button on the front, that acts as a bumber to detect when it bumps into something, so the idea behind a claymore roomba would be to mount a claymore on a roomba, wire the detonator to the bumper, then when it drives forward into a "fedboi"'s foot, it would fire shrapnel forwards, demolishing the officer's shins.
(This does raise a question, as the roomba curves around unpredictably, so how would you get it to tell the difference between a SWAT team and some piece of furniture that they're walking by?)
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