by mt1 June 29, 2006
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"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"
Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"
Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"
by Clamsteak March 4, 2011
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Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion
by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015
Get the Clamsplosion mug.A hilrious character from the popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"
by Jaykardeee February 7, 2010
Get the Sir Digby Chicken Caeser mug.A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.
He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.
by wiginpen February 15, 2004
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"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
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"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"
by Dave718 January 16, 2008
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