circumsized

Circumsized is stupid mispelling of circumcised thus cutting out the Latin word's meaning: cut around. It is the surgical cutting away of the foreskin that covers the head of the penis. It takes 15 or 20 minutes to do. It usually is done shortly after birth in a hospital or clinic or doctor's office; 90% of all American infant boys are circumcised. A local anesthesia is used now. There is no pain. (Please don't believe anticirc statistics and distortions. They worship the prepuce/foreskin.)

A bris (covenant) for Jewish infants happens on the 8th day, the beginning of a new week, symbolic of the beginning of a new life under God. Circumcision can be practiced later at the beginning of manhood among African tribes and South Korean, Filipino, and Polynesian adolescents. Muslims have their boys circumcised at birth or later. It must be done before marriage. They emphasize hygiene. It is not really a religious event for them.

Adolescent and adult men, who admire the circumcised penis, also have it done, especially if their foreskin is too tight or they have recurrent infections there. It takes about 45 minutes under general anesthesia. Since Jesus was circumcised on the 8th day Roman Catholics celebrate it on that date. (January 1 or 2.. Many Christians honor Jesus by being circumcised both physically and an in the heart or soul.

I was circumsized on the second day after my birth. My mom and dad were right about it. When I grew up I found the right spelling. I don't have to clean up the residue urine, itch, and cheese under that foreskin twice a day. I have heard that the smell is really terrible. My wife likes mine especially for oral sex. As for "sized," just look at my German helmet--all purple or red. What a glans blooming when it could have been strangled by a tight prepuce.

by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009

Circumsteeze

Term used to describe jewish male with a great sense of style and swagger. The circumsteeze usually include, but does not limit to, sporting thick prescription glasses and a growing beard.

Look at that dude down the street, he's got circumsteeze!

by Mr.Quinn January 25, 2011

Circumdamnit

An event taking place when you are attempting to set the alarm on your clock but end up going past the target time and are forced to go all the way around again.

(For instance- mistakenly setting the alarm for 2:01 instead of 2, causing you to go through the minutes again back to 0)

I was trying to set my alarm for 7:15, but I pulled a circumdamnit and had to go all the way back around.

by Fortynever December 15, 2008

Pomp and Circumstance

The legendary graduation song that is traditionally hated by all bands and/or orchestras that are forced to play it for 30 some minutes as the graduates walk up the aisle. I'm shocked it isn't defined already.

Oh god, I don't think I can play Pomp and Circumstance one more time.

Hey, the first clarinet part for Pomp and Circumstance actually isn't that bad! I mean, hey, it'll still kill me, but at least it has some fun high notes, right?

by CLARINETMARCHINGBANDKID December 12, 2012

Circumtragic

When otherwise harmless by themselves circumstances lead to inordinately tragic outcomes

Having dated secretly for several months, it was circumtragic that they had to break up with because one of their children became the other's student.

by WizWird February 24, 2010

circumscissors

The tool used to cut the foreskin of your Jewish enemies (often seen used in Auschwitz during WWII).

"Hast du die Judenvorhaut schon abgeschnitten?"

"Ja! Mit meinen circumscissors!"

by The Chastiser April 8, 2019

Sircumstance

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.

1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.

by "milk"man June 18, 2009