Cincinnati 

At least it's not Cleveland, and it's certainly better than Columbus. It's the best city Ohio has to offer. Which isn't saying much.

"Where are you from?"-Boy 1
"Cincinnati"-Boy 2
"Where's that?"-Boy 1

Cincinnati by The Word Burglar January 4, 2008

Cincinnati 

A wonderful city in southwestern Ohio, just across from the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. However, people are slightly odd here. They have extreme obsessions for chili and beanbag toss, which they like to call cornhole. Their sports teams are fairly good as well, especially the Reds.

People there, and even here NKU (my college), can always been heard saying "WHO-DEY!" all the time during football season. It's some Cincinnati thing that has to do with the Bengals, I hear.

The Kentucky Yankee, bringing you numerous definitions for multiple Midwestern cities and other things since August 1, 2004.

Cincinnati by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Cincinnati 

An amazingly mis-represented city. Im an Ohio native and have even lived in the inner-city Cincinnati. No matter what these other shit heads tell you...Cinncinnati is NOT A GHETTO! It is nearly an all white city filled with hard-working people and interesting food. It is by far the LEAST ghetto place that I have ever lived in. The crime rate in Cincinnati does not even touch the crime found in my true native ghetto suburb or South Euclid/Lyndhurst. Do not listen to anyone that tries to convince you that Cinci is a ghetto. They are assholes.

Cincinnati Native: "Yo, yo, yo....reppin Cinci up in heah!"

South Euclid Native: "You got to da count of 10 to start
running before I pop a cap in yo ass"

Cincinnati by Zuke July 18, 2006

cincinnati 

A mostly conservative city that, coincidentally, suffers from severe population decline, bland streetlife/nightlife, racial tension, urban blight, an abusive/overworked police department, and stubbornly high crime.

They used to have a lesbian mayor, though. And the chili's good, not to mention Zip's and the Rookwood Pottery. Plus there's something to be said about the architecture and natural scenery.

Overall, nice town, but has problems it needs to work out.

cincinnati by Son of a Cincinattian June 21, 2005

Cincinnati 

1) n. A unique city in southwest Ohio.
2) v. To leave an unenjoyable and unquenching amount of beverage at the bottom of a container that barely fills a quarter of the glass. Also, to leave two drops of a beverage in the container.

2) v. As the appalled Bob poured the remaining four drops of juice into his glass, he screamed, "Hey! Who cincinnatied the orange juice? Why didn't you just finish it and buy a new bottle?"

Cincinnati by Flanks January 18, 2008

Cincinnati 

An absolute run down dump of a city.

The city where all of the other dumpy cities dump their dumpiness.

Guy 1: "Whoa man is that a landfill?"

Guy 2: "No, it's Cincinnati!"

Cincinnati by mikjon June 2, 2017

cincinnati 

A very pretty town at the ass end of a really boring state.

Why does everything close at 10 here?

Why does the North side of Central Park Avenue have ghettos and hookers, when the South side has multi-million dollar office buildings?

Why is everyone so fucking fat?

Why did Skyline Chili make me poop 4 times a day for 3 days?

Why is it, as soon as you cross the border into Covington, KY, everyone is much nicer?

Hi! I just got back from Cincinnati - no, I didn't shit myself, honey. That's the Skyline Chili I brought back for you, and it spilled.

cincinnati by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004