Cuffer

Someone who is overly prone or susceptible to entering a long term committed relationship with another. Usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who falls in love way too easily or needs to be in a relationship to feel whole.

(Roscoe Dash's lyrics in the song in the DJ Khaled song "Oh My") - "girl you the one, too bad I'm not a cuffer..."

One friend to another - "shut up man, you ain't no player... youz a damn cuffer. A sweetheart. A sucker for love..."

by SillyBilly9000 December 13, 2018

caffery

bad boy from Louisiana aka big daddy

oh laa laaa look at Caffery

by ashbcute January 15, 2017

Cifer

THIS DUDE WILL POST ALL OF THE CRAZY AND CREEPY GIFS WITHOUT WARNING

Doug: man such a nice day we are having
Cifer: HERE LOOK AT THIS SPIDER GIF

by heheheyouknowwho August 31, 2020

fizzle cuffer

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.

Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”

by Itsaword October 23, 2018

Pee Pee Cuffer

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

by lockalocka May 20, 2011

Cuffer

Another term for jailbait. Going after this girl will likely get you arrested and in handcuffs.

Guy A: "I've got my eyes on the blonde baby-face in the shallow end of the pool"
Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"

by Akaza April 16, 2013

caffer lover

Derived from Soth Africa: white person who loves / likes black Africans or people of ethnic groups

Your a fucking caffer lover

by Peter Jamie Anderson June 12, 2005