chumped

Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:

1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.

Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?

No, she totally chumped me.

by cokemidget June 23, 2008

Chomedy

Something so funny, bizzare, or outrageous that it stops being funny and becomes CHOMEDY.

1. Oh my god, my Guinea Pig doing the crip walk was CHOMEDY.
2. That film The Burbs is pure CHOMEDY.
3. Dude, you remember when we made that fat chick do the truffle shuffle for cheesecake? CHOMEDY.

by Genocide April 16, 2004

chomedy

An event that occurs in which something is SO FUNNY that it surpasses the rules and regulations of comedy, and becomes CHOMEDY. Often times, when something chomical happens, the person witnessing the event will scream, flail their arms, kick their legs, jump, throw something, or a combination of the 5 because it's the only thing that they can think to do to express how they feel. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the unnoficial King of Chomedy.

Verbal example.

Mitchell: Hey Kyle you gotta get over here, Rizzo's in the backyard rubbing mud all over himself and he's shouting "COME ON!!! COME ON!!! KILL ME I'M HERE KILL ME!!!"
Kyle: Are you serious? (Screams, and throws phone) That's Chomedy!

by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008

cumedy

its like a type of comedy, but with a sexual reference and any sort. also its cumedy if it involves farting naked.

this one time, i pulled out and went in my hand. my girlfriend laughed and told me, "now thats cumedy"

by CP Baller March 31, 2007

Chumette

A female variant on the word chum; which is an intimate friend. it can also be used as using a female for shark bait, but since silly lawyers run this world, that isn't legal. Yet.

Laura is a chumette. But it's illegal to use her as shark bait, go figure.

by TheMightyOlgu October 6, 2011

chumped

to bust on someone so that they have nothing to say afterwards.

I chumped you.

by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003

cumedy

portmanteau of cum and comedy.

a subgenre of comedy that is inherently sexual.

cumedy films are hard to do well, as many of them try too hard to be raunchy

by out getting milk July 25, 2021