Yesterday's chili

One's vulva or vagina

"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."

by Taffy Esterhaus November 23, 2016

Chili's Date

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE

Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.

by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010

cheli

beautiful inside and out, and always puts other people before herself

I want to marry a cheli

by chaim111111 May 26, 2018

Chili Bus

The truck that comes and empties the Port a Potty after a long weekend at Bonnaroo, Wakarusa fest, or any other large gathering.

"Chuck is driving the chili bus. That rig is going to smell awful after a weekend full of hippies."

by mamaltrain November 30, 2011

Six Way Chili

The act of six people simultaneously evacuating their bowels onto each other.

My friends wanted to order some food for dinner. We ended up settling for the old Six Way Chili. The whole place smelled like shit.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

texas chili bowl

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

by Jack Duke November 10, 2004