chrismcleansslut

The best Chris McLean simp ever. The only person Chris McLean will fall for.

"Did you see chrismcleansslut new video?"
"Oh yeah! They're so sexy!!!!"

by PEEEPEEEPIOPOOOE July 16, 2021

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Chisme

A story worth telling to all your friends; Gossip or rumors.

"Chisme! Tell us what happened with that guy last night!"

by TFS December 28, 2005

CHISME CHAPPORTER

Chisme chapporter-
1.Mexican/ Hispanic slang. ( chisme) pronouced cheez-meh - chapporter for supporting the chisme.

Which means good gossip, supporting the topic of chisme without being biased or judgmental. Just listens for pure entertainment purposes only.

2. That one guy or girl who sits in while other people gossip

And I was like ...shhhh! There comes a chisme chapporter !

Le Gusta El chisme, es un chisme chapporter!!

We were just about to talk about her then there came a chisme chapporter to add to the drama..

by Prismarieg81 February 11, 2017

chrismahanakwanzakah

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time

have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!

by samuel clements December 17, 2008

chugsmith

1. a craftsman of djent music and its varying offshoots. thinks of other types of metal as "inferior". insists that a guitar (and, by extension, the player) is a piece of shit unless it has >7 strings, but at the same time insists that the only strings that need to be played are the bottom two, and the only frets that need to be used are the first two. cannot physically play anything above a low A. hates it when non-djent fans (see: pleb) call it anything else, specifically "metal" or "deathcore," even though they're pretty much the same thing. favorite albums include everything by meshuggah and periphery, master chugsmiths. probably has a shrine of tosin abasi and misha mansoor in his/her closet that s/he furiously and angrily masturbates to.

2. an insult for the reasons listed above

1. "Look at that chugsmith perfect his craft, writing music that most of us only ever dream of."

2. "For fucks' sake, just use standard tuning, we're a country cover band, ya chugsmith"

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken February 5, 2014

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy

Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy:
The most inclusive winter holiday!

At least saying "Happy holidays" doesn't exclude anyone, but HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy actually includes them all. And HapMerry Chrismaukahramadquanzolstisthingy to you, too!

by JaneGordon.com December 27, 2022