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chucking a marvin

The Western Sydney term coined to describe a student who truants his final term of school thus making one unable to graduate, also used to indicate a ridiculously extreme form of sloth and laziness.

Brief Background History: Circa 2009
Marvin was a student attending a school in Sydney's Western Suburbs who was a legend in his own right, will be sorely missed.
Scenario Example of "chucking a marvin"

A: Hey, graduations in a few months...

M: I think I'm going to skip tomorrow

nine weeks later

M: Back Dude..

A: You can't graduate anymore man

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example 2

A: Hey man pass those chips right next to you

M: nah man i can't be bothered

A: Dude don't chuck a marvin!
by beached_aaz August 3, 2009
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Chucknorrisaurus

It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.
" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "
by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006
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Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.
Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!
by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010
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muck chucking

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "
by gogggg January 27, 2006
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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spic-chucking

When an illegal immigrant gets pulled from a hospital, placed on a plane and tossed back to his/her own country.
Did anybody put a parachute on that brain-damaged guy when they were spic-chucking him out of the plane over Guatemala after he left the hospital in Florida?
by izzafartsmeller July 27, 2009
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chucknorrisium

chucknorrisium is an element with an unlimited atomic number and atomic mass. This element has only been theorised because if anyone gets close to it, they get knocked back by a roundhouse kick to the face. Chucknorrisuim is theorised that once harnessed into a solid form it will be unbreakable, and makes anything it is attached to unbreakable. This is because the universe makes sure it cannot be broken or it will get a roundhouse kick to the face. It is belived that chuck norris originated from the first chucknorrisium atom.
"ZOMG I nearly found a chucknorrisium atom, but my microscope got destroyed"
by Sheepy123 September 30, 2009
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