muck chucking

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.

"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

by gogggg January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

spic-chucking

When an illegal immigrant gets pulled from a hospital, placed on a plane and tossed back to his/her own country.

Did anybody put a parachute on that brain-damaged guy when they were spic-chucking him out of the plane over Guatemala after he left the hospital in Florida?

by izzafartsmeller July 27, 2009

Chuckies

Common Scottish phrase for small stones usually of an ideal size to throw. Commonly used to describe the stones used in drive ways and gardens.

If you want a low maintenance garden then put some chuckies down.

by Hobsie November 19, 2010

chucking a civic

Having a massive erection at a super inappropriate time. (Coined after a friend had a massive erection upon arriving at Civic Video)

Bryan was chucking a civic at the video store and was extremely embarrassed. He tried to hide it but was unsucccessful.

by Adronator December 14, 2009

chucking it down

Raining heavily, commonly used in Geordie slang

"it's chucking it down, I better wear a coat"

by Ahah1 October 6, 2015

Chucking a Jay

Silently fapping away with a blank expression while staring directly at your mate while having intense intercourse

I was chucking a Jay last night and it totally put him off!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014