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chubby trout

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire
Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.
by RHughes March 6, 2011
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Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.
John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(
by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012
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Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.
Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020
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Lame Chubby

A situation in which one could not force or hold an erection, even if one tried.
Work was so slow today it was a complete lame chubby.
by RJYOANN April 12, 2010
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Extra Chubby Teletubby

A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.
My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.
by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017
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chunkysdead

The cult master and mama hen of the step chickens the best cult out there.
Idiot: chunkysdead is so unfunny

Step chicken: stabs
Idiot: I see the error of my ways in death and I understand that I totally deserve it and wish that I had joined the cult.
by K1r1tw0 May 12, 2020
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chubby master

Nick name for a skinny guy, who has the worst wifi, but is a good friend.
That chubby master has the worst wifi!
by dragoifsfiwefiuh February 13, 2017
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