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Christoval

A small town in West Texas, south of San Angelo, where a bunch of rednecks swim in the Concho river.
Forget Lake Nasworthy, lets get our drunk on in Christoval.
by pseudonaim August 18, 2009
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Christor

A sexy guy, who's eyes will melt you like butter. A gentle soul who's the perfect good-guy. You will never go wrong with a Christor
F1) Did you see Cassy with that guy?

F2) Yah. He is SUCH a Christor!!!
by Mizz Fitz December 31, 2012
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christdora

She's a different girl than you know

She's always fill her head with adventures

She believes her true love will be a beautiful alien

She's cool and nice

Sassy,sensitive,colorful minded
Also..She's has a purple heart... (meaning she's full of life)
Christdora is so playful
by Chrissyxx0_0 April 2, 2017
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christyrant

Also christyrranical. Any Christian who refuses to listen to outside religious views, rejects that any other lifeway or worldview could exist, that he/she is utterly and completely right about religion.
Mike wouldn't listen to Bob about Buddhism, instead Mike acted like a total christyrant. How Christyrannical of him.
by spin sycle December 27, 2006
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Christofart

A nickname given to a person by the name of "Christopher" who likes to fart.
Did you just fart Christofart
by JoNNN1 June 17, 2022
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Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!
by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009
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Christosaurus

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012
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