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christianese

A communicable language within the Christian subculture with words and phrases created, redefined, and / or patened that applies only to the Christian sphere of influence.
So, I took this girl out and she started asking me if I was saved and she was all into Jesus and the bitch was speaking Christianese

Christianese: "The Lord works in mysterious ways."

Translation: "I'm totally clueless."
by Randag March 17, 2005
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Christianese

Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.

Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
by IndieSnob July 3, 2006
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chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.
1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
by blacklight October 16, 2008
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Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.
Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.
by Sham Danger January 30, 2015
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Boobicles (AKA Chesticles)

Another word for boobs that is used when wanting to compare them to men's testicles (For Pain related issues)
Ouch!!! That ball hurt, it hit me right in the Boobicles (AKA Chesticles) .
by Mr Boobicle May 31, 2018
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Christicle

A rather attractive young man who is good in relationships but becomes an instant man-slut when single.
"Yeah after he dated the girl over there he fucked all of her friends. What a Christicle."
by Killer_Shrimp January 16, 2010
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Chesticles

A humorous parody of a male's testicles, Chesticles are an alternate name for a female's tits.
Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!
by Mattycake December 10, 2008
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