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Christiane

She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.

Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.

It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.

If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.

Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.

It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.

If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
by Christiane69 November 13, 2019
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Christianese

A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.
Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."

Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."
by golgotha August 15, 2012
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Christianese

Words used by Christians that the unsaved masses are unlikely to understand. Christian buzzwords.
"Father God, you are omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. Thank you for saving me by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, the Savior of mankind" would be a prayer, dreadfully overdosing on Christianese
by M.C. Chicken December 1, 2009
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Christian Lee Rutter

Oh my god his sex was so good he had to be a Christian Lee rutter
by Shearfun October 2, 2016
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Christiansfeld

The worst city in the world. Can be used to say how you hate where you live.
There is also a good side of Christiansfeld. Christiansfeld is where the special species "Christiansfeld Bois" belong.
Christiansfeld Bois are one of the strongest gangs in the world. But there are not a lot of them.
Guy: "Aye nigga where you live?"
Nigga: "I fucking live in Christiansfeld"
Guy: "Oh shit, you must be a poor nigga"
by Christiansfeld Boi March 13, 2018
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christiineey

sexy legs. very attractive. lisp. crooked teeth. likes to eat EVERYTHING. likes penis. very sexual. crippled. nice body. big ass. small boobs. very funny. clumsy just like their sibling.
christiineey is a very bad person to be around.
by aghgfdsdfgs June 28, 2011
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Christiane <3

She is a very good friend with a warm heart. She is usally very outgoing and good at school. Everybody should have a Christiane in their life.
"Hey Christiane <3, can you help me with the homework?"
"ofc I can"
"Thank you, ur the best!"
by Reggy February 18, 2021
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