King Dick

The "bees knees". The greatest. Man with a successful record in shagging.

A brand of spanner or wrench. (Mentioned in the film 'The World's fastest Indian' by Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays Burt Munro).

A large tool.

That guy from Meir Park thinks he's King Dick!

I've lost my King Dick so how am I going to remove these nuts?

Look at the size of my king Dick!

by Paul Bell August 11, 2006

King Dick

The king of being a dick, aka the biggest douche you will ever meet. Everything about this dumb motherfucker represents dick like behavior which includes date raping bitches, being on drugs 24/7, selling drugs to kids, being as loud and annoying as fucking possible, acting superior while having an IQ lower than a brick, and bullying anyone who's different and doesn't follow the mindless swarm of drug addicts. He is someone with really high popularity among his school group even though he doesn't deserve the slightest fucking speck of it. However, if he were to suddenly die or get killed, nobody would care because people only hang out with him to look cool and not get bullied. After he drops out of high school or college (if he even gets that far), he'll end up working at the shittiest jobs possible while working for the people he bullied in high school.

King Dick: "YO, I JUST GOT DONE RAPING THESE BITCHES!!!."
Druggie: "Woah, that's so awesome!"
Me: "I fucking hate you."

by Dubiks August 22, 2018

king dick on ball mountain

someone who thinks he's the shit.

That fucker thinks he's king dick on ball mountain, but he is not

by snatha July 17, 2011

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 23, 2010

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 13, 2016

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

king kong dick

A joint that is collosal in both girth and length, so much so that it resembles the fictional primates oversized genatalia

joey: holy shit! johnny that has to biggest joint iv ever seen!

johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!

by gunny bunny March 28, 2012