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christian metal

Any kind of metal music made by Christians, some people doubt the legitimacy of Christian metal because of the stereotypical anti-religious attitude of many extreme metal bands. There is no certain genre of christian metal, it depends on the music itself. Unfortunately, it is sometimes given a bad name by generic trendy bands who pretend to be 'the only alternative to all this evil satanic metal'
This is what the media tends too believe as well, Some good advice is to ignore trendwhoring groups and media image. In the massive underground metal scene, many AWESOME Christian metal bands exist.

Some great Christian death metal bands are: Crimson Thorn, Anaemia, Lament, Discarnated, and Mortification.

Other Christian metal bands (I won't bother to list genres) are Renascent, Crimson Moonlight, Theocracy, Far Beyond, Divine Symphony, Antestor, Immortal Souls, Shadows Fall (Yes, they are a GOOD metalcore band) and Stryper.

If you aren't Christian, or not religious (like me) Headbang!

If you are Christian, Headbang! and pay attention to the lyrics.
Some elitists think Christian metal isn't good because the bands are religious....funny...I don't think that stops them from playing heavy music
Person 1: Mortification's 'Scrolls Of The Megilloth' and Crimson Thorn's 'Dissection' are Death Metal masterpeices, by Christian metal bands.

Person 2: Christian Death Metal??

Person 1: Yep, listen to this (shows person 2 Mortification)

Person 2: Wow, killer Death Metal!
by MetalandRootBeer \m/ April 17, 2010
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Christian McCaffrey

A very attractive football player from Colorado who played running back for Stanford University and is currently the running back for the Carolina Panthers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His older brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
Person 1: Wow, look at Christian Mccaffrey. He is so fine!

Person 2: He's such a great football player too, certainly knows how to run the ball.
by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018
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Christian Minecraft Server

A place where you can not swear or say heck or else you will get a belt whoopin
One day on Johnny’s Christian Minecraft Server
Billy: “What the heck is that?”
Johnny: “NO CUSSING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!” *Pulls out the belt*
by Big Ol' Boy April 16, 2019
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christian mingle

When two christians that are waiting for marriage to have sex, dry hump like they are actually doing it.
bob and jenna had so much sexual tension they met in the confessional booth for a christian mingle
by shymatt10033 September 3, 2012
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christian mosh pit

When the people standing in the pews are swaying to the music so much that they repeatedly bump the person next to them. Generally it's the hips that make the contact. pew church mosh pit
The people who were standing in the pews were feeling the music so much that they closed their eyes, and started swaying to the music. They forgot that when they do this, their hips bump against that of the people's next to them.
It had turned into a Christian Mosh Pit.
by Gymnastics2112! April 26, 2014
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Christian Myth

A Myth created by the Christian religion to either scare a child into correct behavior or to guilt a child into correct behavior.
Ever hear the Christian Myth, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten,"?
by Germomiter January 10, 2006
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