Chrissexual

The definition of being Total obsessed over Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans.

Katrine: I love Chris Evans so much
Me: you must be Chrissexual

by Thequeenofasgard! January 23, 2021

Chrissie

An Oompa Loompa; One who forgets all morals in order to back-stab every single friend for her own wants.

I would never want to be Chrissie.

by Ihcsfm June 13, 2008

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

Chrissie

A hot sexy piece of ass with huge tits.

Did you see Chrissie in the club last night? Damn, I'd tap that.

by cowgirl9 March 18, 2011

Chrissed

To fornicate with a womens breasts on the first date.

Dude, I totally Chrissed that bitch.

by Raymone April 1, 2008

Chrissie

Slang term for Christmas, usually used by people who dislike both the words X-Mas and Christmas.

Rosie's such a bitch...she openly called off my Chrissie present as a worthless toy!

by Glasses 'n Neckties July 14, 2009

chrissers

destroyer of fun

i was spamming mafia wars on my myspace, and then chrissers made a bulletin reassuring everyone just how gay it really was!

by creezie October 18, 2008