chrissie-may 

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

chrissie-may by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

chrissie-may 

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

chrissie-may by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

Chrissie Time 

In my own time, eventually

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!

Chrissie Time by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

To Pull a Chrissie by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

DIRTY Chrissie

When your Best friend finally makes out with you.

"Man we got really drunk and did the dirty Chrissie."

DIRTY Chrissie by Your best friend 131 September 12, 2021

Christie

Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!

“Who’s that girl? She’s so smart but super humble?”

“Oh that’s Christie dude. She’s smart af!”

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020

Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012