Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

chansexual

only attracted to the best leader BangChan of the kpop group named Stray kids.

random person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh sorry im chansexual
random person: you what?
you: i said im chansexual.
random person: why tf did i like you again..?

by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

Chnilsexual

Someone who is attracted to a person named Chnilsson.

Hey, my friend is an absolute Chnilsexual.

Did he masturbate to it?

by The Real Crusader. June 18, 2020

carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor

carsexuality pride!

by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022

chessexual

chessexual: someone so passionate about chess, that could mentally cum to a chess position that they find highly attractive

-Damn, that puzzle is so wonderful that makes me think I'm chessexual

-Oh damn! that strategic plan is so horny!
-Are you chessexual?

by Mike17Gr April 22, 2023

cartisexual

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of “the boys”

Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

by Peoplewithcommonsense January 18, 2021

Carsexual

Someone who attracted to cars/trucks

Person: Hey your pretty cute you seeing anyone?
You: Sorry I am Carsexual I only date cars.

by JCe1 August 21, 2020