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Double Chipper

The act of double chipping is similar to that of double dipping: When one takes two chips instead of just one and inserts them into the dip, effectively getting more dip out of that scoop. Often followed by receiving the stink eye from those who you are sharing the dip with.
Bro #!: Guy, you're such a double chipper, it's ridiculous. Look, we're already out of dip!

Bro #2: I'm sure your double dipping isn't helping all too much either, numbnuts.
by ๖ۣۜDommie September 19, 2010
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Chipper Jones

Chipper Jones just launched another homer!
by The Jimmynator September 18, 2003
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Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.
by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009
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Chipperfield

a leader of apes, not men ; small brain with strong will ; will never be successful
that poor guy is a Chipperfield
by bossss hog June 27, 2018
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Dirty Chipper

A person who seems to amaze others by a certain skill or characteristic
Jack is a proper dirty chipper. When he’s playing football, he skills everyone!
by CdotD22 February 12, 2018
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Cripper

(N) Proper Noun
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.
"What happend to the hotel room last night?" "Cripper came out" "Oh, that explains it."
by TRetard December 17, 2008
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Mary Chipperfield

To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.

Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.
Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?
by TLO Smudge July 4, 2004
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