Chonky

Something large, usually used to refer to cute but overweight animals.

Look at that chonky doggo

by Syriph August 18, 2019

chonk

that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic

"You have been visited by the chonk. He will bring good fortune."

by OgrillonDnD October 3, 2019

chonkulitas

chonkulitas is when you have to much Chonk in you, which therefore means your power level will fall drastically and you must lose

i'm sorry but you have too much chonkulitas so i must destroy you.

by chonkulitas July 28, 2020

Chonker

A fat but photogenic cat.

"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"

by Breebles November 22, 2018

chornyvolk

In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".

That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!

He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.

by siklecelarmenia July 16, 2008

Chonk

(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker

My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.

by Textbookvirgo September 27, 2018

fonky chonky

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.

Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky

by MrMeøw September 22, 2019