A child, sibling, spouse, house guest or freeloader that always seems to vanish when there are chores that need to be done.
After the last guest had departed I turned to Nick to ask if he would begin putting up the leftovers while I gathered the dishes but, as usual, he had turned into a choremeleon and was nowhere to be found ...
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by supersan June 9, 2017
Get the chortel mug.by Brett Kornfled August 6, 2011
Get the Chobesity mug.Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."
Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008
Get the barn chores mug.(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.
"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."
"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."
"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."
by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009
Get the chortellini mug.A beligerent ghoul who wears track suits, henri lloyd sweaters and baseball caps all the time (even in court) and tries to prove oneself by picking fights with innocent and usually solitary members of the public. Chorer's are basically townies or chavs who steal on a regular basis, ie they chore.
When not on the chore they are usually causing willful damage to public and or private property, sniffing gas, hanging outside McDonald's in Halifax and giving abuse to strangers.
When not on the chore they are usually causing willful damage to public and or private property, sniffing gas, hanging outside McDonald's in Halifax and giving abuse to strangers.
example A: "Someone chored my motor!"
example B: "Ey dack 'ed you startin?"
"Fuck off and get a job you lousy Chorer"
example B: "Ey dack 'ed you startin?"
"Fuck off and get a job you lousy Chorer"
by Hector Knox October 13, 2006
Get the chorer mug.A cute, amazing guy who can be total jerk one second but a complete sweetheart the next. You are destin to fall in love once you see his eyes! Once you get to know him you can see his true colors but watch out cause every girl wants him.
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by blabernun January 8, 2012
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