Chorty

An idiot. Literally an idiot. A mix between Morty and Chode

Hey look how dumb that chorty is.

by c h o r t y December 7, 2017

chotya

its mean "stupid"...see the urdu dectionary feroz allughaat...and also we use it for the person who do stupid things..it was not derived from choot!

when someone do stupid thing tht time we say"oe chotya!kia kr rahe ho!...marwye ga kia?"

by danialfida December 3, 2013

Chufty

Someone that buys all of the best equipment because they can despite being bad at a sport/ without actually having done the activity before because the internet told them that was the equipment to have.

“Seth is a right chufty, he bought a £1000 road bike after going on 3 bike rides”

by multiplebeanmen May 27, 2020

Chuftyman

A person who is generally rubbish at life and a waste of space.

"Is Harry coming out tonight?"

"Nah he's a chuftyman"

by boomblesquat December 15, 2011

choft

When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.

After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.

by Pea-Tear Griffin November 10, 2004

crofty

1) The state of being insanely good at gymnastics....and jumping on shit. (like Lara Croft)

2) Having insanely huge tits making one wonder how this bitch walks so straight. (also like Lara Croft)

3) Using the word "insanely," an insane amount of times while making an Urban Dictionary list of what something means.

4) What Harry Potter would sound like saying the word "crafty."

5) People who make sex noises when they jump.

1) anonymous bystander - "Wow...your pretty crofty."

Gymnast - "Thanx, I've been playing Tomb Raider 8 hours a day."



2) "Damn...I could build a house an take a nice little vacation in her crofty dirty pillows"



3) "Why are you making that crofty Urban Dictionary list? Don't you have a life?"



4) "Hermionie your so crofty."



5) dude #1 - "She's a pretty crofty jumper."

dude #2 - "Yeah, whatta slut."

by definatelynotbryan October 7, 2008

Chorty

Another Word for Shorty or Female or Bitch or...you get the picture

Chorty Over There Gotta Phatty

by CvEck0 January 3, 2009