Choco Dragon

A turd that you know will burn when it passes out your butthole. The turd seems to have literally burned your rectum.

God my ass burned after I released that choco dragon!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Choco Doni

Commonly refered to as "Bar Choco Doni", though people just say, "Choco Doni" for short. It means to 1. hang out, 2. chill, 3.walk around, or 4.have intense sexual intercorse. 5. A doll of a dinosaur.

1. "Dude, want to choco doni at my place today?"
2. "Oh my gosh, no way! I wasn't invited to choco doni with my friends at the cafe. This sucks."
3. "Hey, after this movie, do you want to choco doni around the mall?"
4. "Maybe if you didn't bar choco doni with every guy you saw, then you wouldn't have 2 children at the age of 15."
5. "My little cousin slobbered over my bar choco doni of Reptar the Dinosaur!"

by Minkuz February 9, 2009

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

Choco-Deception

A game, played by 3 or more people, involving a box of mixed chocolates, where one piece has been replaced by a chocolate covered turd. Each player takes one chocolate every round. The object of the game is to eat as many chocolates as possible without getting the turd.

Dude, last night me and the squad were playing Choco-Deception, and I ate the ass nugget.

by The Urban Outfitter March 1, 2019

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019

Cholo day

Cholo day is when I dress up as a cholo

Ohh! Look it's a cholo he looks cute I think it's cholo day

by Daddy 123$ December 16, 2021

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020