*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
Get the Chodistic mug.A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.
Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"
Joe: "You mean Christmas?"
Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."
Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
Joe: "You mean Christmas?"
Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."
Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"
by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011
Get the Chodesmas mug.Its a noun, that describes the point in time when an individual acts as a chutiya, and an autist at the same time. This godly word combines the two verbs, saving the sayer breath, and causing the hearer to lose a few brain cells.
Srinjina is such a chotist
by Lmoer August 12, 2019
Get the chotist mug.Special meaning for a highly skilled Software Engineer who acts like a string ninja to program software in many programming languages, but not limited to a personal computer.
First coined by Microsoft's Larry Hyrb to describe Laura Massey who works at Microsoft as a Software Engineer on the Xbox 360. Laura is leader of the worldwide codist's and the last best hope of xexkind.
First coined by Microsoft's Larry Hyrb to describe Laura Massey who works at Microsoft as a Software Engineer on the Xbox 360. Laura is leader of the worldwide codist's and the last best hope of xexkind.
Novice: your a codist?
Codist: Yeah, I <3 to party.
Novice: wanna hit up a club?
Codist: No, not that kind of party, I invented the Xbox Live Party system.
Novice: oh. wanna hit up a club?
Codist: *facepalm*
Codist: Yeah, I <3 to party.
Novice: wanna hit up a club?
Codist: No, not that kind of party, I invented the Xbox Live Party system.
Novice: oh. wanna hit up a club?
Codist: *facepalm*
by Bawitdaba October 7, 2010
Get the codist mug.I have to hit the shower after that work out or is no way Carla is going to slob my chodifferous knob.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Chodifferous mug.Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.
Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009
Get the Bumper Chodes mug.Man Is laying face down massage style.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
by Chode master C February 7, 2018
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