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chodewick

A person known to have a chode but won't admit it. Or a person that represents the shape of a chode.
Chad quit being a chodwick!

Chad u look like a chodewick.

Look at that chodewick, oh wait it's Chad.
by Rolando Abella October 30, 2007
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chopstick

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses
by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020
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Lodged Chopsticks

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.
Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.
by Susie Red December 24, 2006
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jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast
lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
by darejar March 9, 2008
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Chodistic

The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.
Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!
by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017
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Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.
by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019
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Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings
Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN
by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019
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