Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, clueless, or you simply dislike them.

“Bro I didn’t mean to!”
“You’re such a CHODEMOSEXUAL”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

Chodemobile

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.

Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.

by Girouette October 27, 2008

cholemole

Pronounced: (cho-lee-mo-lee)

Similar to guacamole. Cholemole is a sexual act when the partner puts crushed tortilla chips on another partner's chole (chapped asshole). The act is similar to dipping tortilla chips in guacamole. The saltier the better.

Last night I had a little cholemole with my wife because I knew it was on her mind after eating guacamole for dinner in the Mexican restaurant.

by grandpasgoodies69 November 29, 2011

Chodecoder

A computer programmer who lacks talent, and views beastiality pornography with regularity.

"LOOOOOOOOL ROFLMAO @ Beastly Tim the Chodecoder!"

by TelimTor December 11, 2003

Chodeboner

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider

1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"

by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008

chodempole

A pole object or person, made of any material, which a man screws.

The guy used the tree as his chodempole.

by King of the Chodes June 2, 2003

Chododes

A group of men with big trucks

My grandpa is in a gang of chododes

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023