chod

a dick that is fatter around than it is tall, almost resembiling a pancake.

that guy must have a hard time wacking his chod!

by silvercandiez May 11, 2005

chod

a penis wider then it is long

often associated with the Childrens Hospital Of Denver

i heard that faggot over there has a huge chod

by grant proctor777 July 21, 2008

chod

Rubbish, lame, awful, atrocious.
(origin: South West England)

"I've got to quit, my job is complete chod"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

chod

a penis whose circumference is longer than its length. actually possible unlike the common misconception that it is the width longer than the length. the common definition of chod is a myth. this shit's legit

Guy 1- "Man i got a chod, the circumference of my dick is longer than the length"
Guy 2- "...weak bro"

by i gotta chod :( April 27, 2010

chod

the spot between your balls and asshole

dude, she licked my chod!!!

by mike hawk July 11, 2003

chod

the spot between your asshole and your balls, usually has a bit of fluffy fur.

"my chod is itchin"
OR it can be used in an insult
"smell my chod"

by jimbo February 16, 2004

chod

another word for poo!

ewff look at that dog chod!

your homework is chod! {my teacher actually said this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

by Bida BANG July 17, 2005