Cheek chafing

when you are running so hard your buns start to get sore from constant friction

man, I got cheek chafing so hard the other day from running

by Breckinbad February 20, 2015

chafer

contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

by Metal Ed May 9, 2004

Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

choadigan

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)

i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.

by Gaddster May 12, 2011

Choach & Chops

When a man can only grow sideburns not long enough to touch the chin hair.

"Yo, did you see Todd can finally grow a full beard? It's not just Choach & Chops!!"

Sometimes Manuel cries because he can only grow Choach & Chops.

by Tripple Nipple Tittie Twisters November 10, 2017