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Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.
Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."
by pringlekid April 1, 2010
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Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.
Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.
by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009
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choadigan

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)
i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.
by Gaddster May 12, 2011
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Jesus chords

The basic major and minor chord shapes, as generally played on an acoustic guitar. They are commonly referred to as the 'Jesus chords' simply because they make up the majority of Christian worship music. Singer/songwriters are also well-known for playing these chords frequently in their music.

A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.

Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major

Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)
I can kinda play guitar...well, I know the Jesus chords, at least.
by tenortoad July 18, 2012
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scrum choady

Australian for something that is 'very good'.
"This chicken is scrum choady!" or "That shirt looks scrum choady on her."
by Walter July 3, 2003
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chocolate choad

when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.
Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.
by glockstarr727 July 5, 2009
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choadiepreneur

1. The art of selling cheap junk to turn a minimal profit.
2. Going to the extreme of cheapness.
A: Jeff has been choadiepreneur'n...buying junky furniture from the thrift store and reselling it to college kids.

B: Adam searches for the box on the shelf that has a dent in it, takes it to customer service, and asks for a discount on the item since the box is damaged. That's preneu'n!
by Jeffrey P Hambone October 6, 2008
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