chemical engineering

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape

Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"

by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013

My Chemical Romance

A band formed in New Jersey by Gerard Way
Other band members include Mikey Way, Frank Iero, and Ray Toro.
Unfortunately, they broke up today, March 23rd, 2013
They are simply inspirational, and they'll be missed.

I love MCR so much. I'm sad they broke up.
My Chemical Romance is inspirational.

by Cyanide Sunshine of Gbury March 23, 2013

chemgasm

The intense sensation of pleasure, ecstasy, euphoria and relief experienced when understanding or discovering a chemistry related phenomenon.

Often this fortunate event is accompanied by vocalisations and uncontrolled body movements.

'I wish I could chemgasm as easily as you can!'

'I just had a huge chemgasm after Collinsons tutorial today'

'I faked a chemgasm last night when Bob was explaining spin orbital coupling to me'

by fellyfoxeag December 5, 2012

Cheems

Cheems is a dog that limke burmger. He is a relative of doge and has two sons, one named Cheems Jr., the other one being named Baby Cheemsburmger. Most words that they say have the letter 'm' placed in the middle, example: burger = Burmger or Burmber.

Trash person - Hey look, it's that cheems dog!
Cool guy- Dog? That is a god, a a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity. Get that through your skull you wet chicken nugget with syrup and potato water drizzled on it. Swine.

by Dankey God October 5, 2020

Chelmose

Chelmose is the queen of all bitches. She will mock you tell you she will kill you and just be mean. She is only funny when she tells kids with autism to die.

Chelmose told me to drink bleach
Me too

by Chelmose'sBestFriend May 17, 2017

Calem

Calem is a pretty awesome guy with an awesome name. He is funny and smart and a great person to spend time with. He needs to be more emotional but you still know he cares even if he can't say it. If you have a calem you are a lukcy girl.

Person 1: hey I'm with a calem
Person 2: wow girl you're lucky

by beeeellllllaaaaa October 22, 2015

My Chemical Romance Poser

Someone who only owns "The Black Parade" but thinks there a "mega ultra ubber fan". Sadly they outweigh the real fans and give them a bad name. Because of wannabe emo 13 year old's MCR has become known as a "typical whinny emo band", when the in fact have decent music, meaningful lyrics, and are completly against suicide.

*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"

xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?

ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz

real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!

ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd

real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser

*you have been booted from this chatroom*

by East Park March 19, 2010