Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

cistern

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

by jacus July 27, 2009

Chesterland Ohio

A small town in Ohio with no sidewalks and noothing to do. Kids are so bored, they resort to drugs and underage drinking.

Duuude, lets go smoke some weeeed cause there is nothing better to do in chesterland Ohio

by Juno Mcguffy March 1, 2011

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

Chester road license

Chester road license - A term used by rural nova scotians, particularly in the valley region, to describe a fictional type of drivers license used by motor vehicle owners or operators who do not own a valid drivers license of any kind or currently have the license suspended and may or may not be intoxicated at the time of operation.

The term is believed to have originated in the late 1990's after an increase of traffic offenses occurring on the section of highway 14 connecting Windsor, Hants County, and Chester, Lunenburg County.

Chester road license

- "I have the right to travel sir, this is my automobile. This is not a motor vehicle, its private property."

- "Tow the car. I don't give a fuck. You can't take my Chester road license."

- "Yeah just let me get the stereo, and I'll grab the battery right quick too for the next one. Alright thanks guys see you next time."

- "Everyone has a Chester rd. License. Its part of who you are, its in your soul and I don't care how much you have to drink You can't suspend a mans soul."

by toyota hants co. January 16, 2013

Chester Heights

Neighborhood located in Eastchester, NY. The area is small and unique because it is essentially where several towns/cities meet (Mt. Vernon, Pelham, Tuckahoe, Bronxville, Eastchester and to some extent New Rochelle).

Chester Heights is home to the popular Elia Taverna restaurant, a family-owned grocery store, and several other small shops including a GiGi's Nails and J&G Deli.

It is commonly considered to be the area between California Road and Exit 14, in either direction, off the Hutchinson River Parkway.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I have a Bronxville address, a Pelham phone number, I go to Tuckahoe High School, if I call 911 Eastchester Police show up, my neighbors across the street live in Mt. Vernon, and all my friends are from New Ro.

Person 1: So, where do you live?

Person 2: Chester Heights. Right by DeCiccos!

by Chester Girl August 14, 2011

Chester Bennington

He's the lead singer of rock band - Linkin Park. A true legend, that changed your life without you even knowing who he is. Recently, he commited suicide. People say it's for attention. People say he had everything. But he clearly didn't. Maybe he wanted less? He loved his family and friends. And he will be remembered in our hearts.

Thank you Chester Bennington for sharing such good lyrics with the world.

by mads1994 August 3, 2017