Chirping Bird

A woman who spends 90% of all conversations talking shit about people.

O great, Sheila's coming? So we're going to have to listen to her talk shit about her sister for two hours. She's such a chirping bird!

by Patty O'Shea July 18, 2011

chirping on

When someone is talking about absolute rubbish or is taking a while to get to the point of their conversation.

Steve: Ah mate, I was out the other night... *five minutes later* ...Did I mention this?
Gary: Steve mate, quit chirping on.

by Chirper June 2, 2011

the birds are chirping

Means that the thots are already blowing up phones being thirsty

Goodmorning to you. The birds are chirping.

by PrincessNINI March 4, 2015

birdies chirping

Potential suiters for online dating sites
(Use your imagination for tag definitions)

Man I got like 20 birdies chirping at me on okcupid. I can't keep them all straight!

by mr malone December 3, 2013

cellphone chirping

The chirping-like noise produced through speakers when you're about to receive a phone call at your cellphone or you're in the "searching for networks" thing and you're standing next to a sound source such as a radio, a hi-fi, your PC's speakers etc.

- Oops, cellphone chirping I hear...
- It must be mine, I left it near the speaker over there...

- Aw man move yer cellpone away of my desk, it's chirping!

- Yeah but no phone call coming in, it's just trying to catch signal.

by Achilles M. Peklaris April 8, 2011

the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.

why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*

by DBRobinson November 7, 2003