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The chinesse fat headed fuck

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians
Im the chinesse fat headed fuck! now suck my dick OSCER OSEER
by Jerimaih Yao May 29, 2012
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chinesse sit up

while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world
to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"
by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013
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Chinesse kiss

A kiss where the whole body is kissed. From the head to the legs, its done like a cannibal kissing every part of the body. it involves being bitten in a sexual way sometimes leaving bite marks on the body.
Bro Jemie was all freaky last night, she gave me a chinesse kiss and left me with bite marks.
by jaecmox256 April 2, 2020
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chiplessness

A heady mix of the disappointment, relief, guilt and hunger felt when unwittingly dipping your hand into a bag of chips, only to find you already finished the bag.
I was engrossed in my TV show, when all of a sudden I was struck by a pang of chiplessness
by Eternally Rockin November 24, 2020
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Chinesse

To skillfully haggle or in other ways score free or very cheap merchandise
My mom just chinessed a Chanel purse - it was 4,000 bucks but she got it for $1,800.
I just chinessed an entire bag of free samples.
by Felicia Bai May 4, 2018
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chingess

what the hell is that chingess?
by cory December 4, 2004
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Chainless Topieka

When a man pukes inside of a shoe and hands it to a pregnant women, then running and emitting sperm on her husband.
"Hey Ashley, can you hold this for me? And Mark uuhhuhuhuhuhhhhhhhh yeah! CHAINLESS TOPIEKA BITCH!!!"
by beansandrice101 December 16, 2011
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