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1. n. a term used for a kid who is really white trash (originates in Ireland) 2. v. the act of being white trash 3. n. a kid who acts like a pussy on xbox live 4. n. a kid who makes fun of kids on xbox and when they retaliate, a childe would leave the party and start crying
"Dude your such a pussy stop being a childe"
"Bro put that squirrel down it just got hit by a car thats gross"
childe by a FriendlyGnome April 25, 2009
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Childe is Ed sheeran’s cousin if you look into Childe’s eyes close enough you can see he’s inlove with the shape of you 😱💕 (I love childe 😭)
“Have you heard of Ed sheeran’s cousin??’

“Who?”

“CHILDE YOU DUMB SQUID”
Childe by TTBIOX July 26, 2021
The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
Childe by Cockokok July 30, 2021
Dumb ass russain with his little brother named Teucer which we had to baby sit cause Childe is too lazy to do it himself
1. Childe you dumb idiot
2.Stupid Ginger
3. idiot tartagles
Childe by TartagliaSlander August 26, 2021
the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.
your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*
childe by childeswife September 28, 2021
Imagine not pulling childe first ten wish lmao
Person 1: " Wow loom at that daddy ginger"
Person 2: " Oh, you mean the ed sheeran looking ass? Thats just Childe"
Childe by anonymous November 22, 2021
A boy with big thighs that catches every girl’s gaze within a minute but that doesn’t notice his charm because of his density.
Omg I fell in love with Childe. Just looking at him makes me wanna kms. D:
Come home Childe
Childe by Mimicatte November 23, 2021