Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.

"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"

by Squishy The Bunny January 3, 2009

Chives

Chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Hi, I noticed on your menu you have the baked potato with chives. What are chives?

Waiter: Oh well, ya know.. its just chives and all that good stuff!

Customer: Why, thank you, very descriptive!!

by The Big Ragooy March 15, 2011

chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.

I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.

by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

Chieve

A sheep running for parliament

Mr Lamb Chop parliamentary speech in running for Chieve was really convincing.

by Pamda April 7, 2015

chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.

Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back

by pablito386 January 13, 2008

our chives

It's the real way to say archives. so there...

Yo man, are those our chives?

by Garrett Gdawg August 3, 2006

chievos

A geek word for "Achievements".

Mostly used in video games, online games and for real life achievements.

Man, you got so many chievos on Left 4 Dead.

See also Achievement whore

by inetmaster January 19, 2011