Chicago Style Pizza

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.

One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.

by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008

Chicago Style Chili Dog

WEll though it my be a sexaul slang for a fecel fetish. It is more commonly considerd a hotdog coverd in a mound of chile and cheese that despite the fact that it has a bun needs to be eaten with a fork and knife.

im stuffed after eaten that chilli dog

by [e-mail] March 2, 2004

Chicago Style Hotdog

When you take a girl out for mexican food, then assfuck her afterwards. It makes your hot dog feel like its in Chicago, the windy city.

Awesome Person:Why does your room smell like a chicago style hotdog?
Awesomer Person:Because your girlfriend just left.

by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

Chicago Style Chili Dog

A sexual technique where the man poops on the woman's chest and then tittie-fucks her. This resembles a chili dog.

Tom gave Mary a Chicago Style Chili Dog last night. It was great fun.

by Derek Lindsey February 26, 2003

Chicago Style Blowjob

When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.

My girl was really hungry and I was really horny, so I let her give a Chicago Style Blowjob.

by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

Chicago Style Surprise

This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.

I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.

Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.

by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

Chicago-style pizza

A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.

I ate an entire Chicago-style pizza and later threw up all over my wife's hairy back.

by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007