Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

by Coleorton May 29, 2016

Banana Chips

Wait, are yo seriously eating banana chips and drinking fuck in ketchup? Get the fuck out of here! What you need to do is to get yo lazy ass up and get some hot cheetos, and by like six of these fuckers, and drink the fuck out of it. Mmmm, this shit good, the shit tastes gooder than a bitch!

Are you fuck in eating banana chips? Bitch the fuck!

by Wait, the fuck? September 26, 2017

A Plate of Metal Chips

The act of striking one's mouth in a violent manner whilst wearing knuckle dusters.

Mike: "Did you see what happened to him!"

Bob: "No what?"

Mike: "He got served A Plate of Metal Chips straight in the fuckin' mushky."

by The Galavanters May 30, 2009

Fish'N'Chips

A scummy fish and chips shop around Collingwood who buy supermarket brand chips and sell carp as their fish. they have a fish tank full of depressed goldfish. They will rip you off and their potato cakes cost $3 dollars for one of them. Their fish is also sometimes mutated and can make you very sick.
HOW TO AVOID THEM
Don't go to Collingwood and get fish and chips. These places will always have a a cartoon fish in front of there shop and also have a neon sign in front of their shop.

Guy 1: Brah I'm starving lets get some Fish'N'Chips.
Guy 2: Nah their disgusting and expensive wait till we get to pizza hut.

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

Ketchup Chips

A flavor of chips that is not sold in America

<candian> Do you has Ketchup Chips???
<american> no... ):
<canadian> Aww... sad face

by Xtreme2252 May 26, 2009

chips and shit

A gathering with your niggas, usually involving a mexican restaurant or mexican themed event where chips and shit are served. (shit = salsa, queso, or other dipping sauces)

(also known as C and S)

Hey justin, do you want to get some chips and shit for team meal?

Yeah lets get our niggas together and go.

by T-Dizzle47 March 1, 2011

cheapstroke

Heatstroke affecting a person who is too cheap to install or turn on the air conditioning.

It was so hot this weekend that Sandy had to be rushed to the hospital with cheapstroke.

by tcowboy July 13, 2010