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childo

Portmanteau of 'chainsaw' and 'dildo'.
A dildo mounted conveniently on a chainsaw body. When operated, the dildo twists and vibrated violently. for some, the ultimate pleasure, for others a reason to see their gyno.
Filthy woman: did you bring it?

Gimp: the childo? yeah, give me a minute to get it fired up
by cannas™ October 17, 2008
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Chilldom

A state of chill. Branched off from the word boredom.

Except you're chill.

The legal way to forget about all your worries and focus on nothing but chilldom

Has no suffixes or prefixes... Chilldom is and will be

Step 1: Go to Pandora
Step 2: Put in Mayday Parade radio
Step 3: Chill out
Step 4: Chilldom
My girlfriend broke up with me today so I began chilldom

This song has the chilldom tempo ever!

Bro! that is so chilldom!
by Beerad875 June 18, 2011
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chilldo

Any refrigerated food item that can substitute for a dildo.
e.g. hot dogs, sausage, carrots, bananas, cucumbers etc.

Meg: "I can't find my dildo!"
Sarah: "Just use a chilldo."
by lsc9x August 22, 2011
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Childo

Pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.

A dildo that triumphantly hangs from one's jowl, as if to say, "Hello world. I am here, and I want to fuck you."
Come here, there is a childo waiting for your asshole.
by William Buttersworth Graves October 20, 2008
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Chilldo

A dildo for the heat sensitive vagina with the ability to stay cool like the other side of the pillow. Includes digital thermostat and timer to know when Chilldo is at proper temperature for insertion.
While using her dildo and having noticed an uncomfortably elevated temperature, she discarded her dildo and inserted her perfectly chilled Chilldo.
by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013
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chilldo

hey dude, last night i finally got a girl to sit on my chilldo. she loved it so much she came in about 7 seconds and kept going til it melted out of her pussy
by speedybanana January 3, 2009
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Chilldom

A state of mind when it wanders around freely doing nothing but chilling in an imaginary Kingdom of radical and incessant peace!
John Doe: You fuckin' lunatic ass! GIVE ME BACK MY HUMANE SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL!
Chuck Norris: Dude, just take a trip to your chilldom!
by griffinax November 21, 2009
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