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Chem eng

A branch of engineering that is vital to the sucess of society. They are kindoff the bastard child of chemistry, mechanical engineers and industrial engineers.

They run the power industries, design plants and the processes that go on in them and the machines and measuring devices in them. They make plastics, pulp and paper, nuclear power, hyrdo, petrol, as well as clean the water and the air.

Chemical engineering involves lots and lots of calculus, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, material science, electronics, physics and chemistry. We are the ones that decide if the vessel can withstand the pressure generated as the reaction takes place in the factory. If not, we find ways to fix it. It takes a vigorus course load and plenty of studying to compleate a degree in chemical engineering.
Chem eng ruined my life. My plant design project took all my time and energy.
by electrick July 16, 2008
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Chem-Nut

Acidic-like male semen caused by a diet of basically nothing but Takis and Mountain Dew.
I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
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chem homework

A Slang term for LSD, typically refering to blotter paper, but may be applied to other forms of street lysergic acid diethylamide such as liquid or gel tabs.
Rob where did you stash the chem homework? This kid wants to Meet our Friend Lucy.
by Matt Schroeder April 26, 2008
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chem sesh

British gay slang for sexual activity that involves the use of drugs and or intoxicants by either party.
"hey mate you up for a chem sesh"

"yeh lad but i don't do crystal"
by nunuboy January 9, 2010
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chem orgy

(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy successful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM ORGY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless
by Eric Guan February 15, 2008
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chem friendly

Not opposed to, neutral about, or actively-interested in the (usually mutual) use of illicit substances (ranging from "poppers" to marijuana to cocaine and many others) as an accompaniment or adjuvant during sexual activity. Often used in "profiles" posted on gay web-sites or in gay chat-rooms.
"I'm Matt....6'2," 180 lbs, broad shoulders, 8"cut, 30"w, mostly a top, and chem friendly."
by acrobat19129 January 27, 2009
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chem 135

You: I have to take chem 135 next semester. Is it hard? Me: *heavy breathing* *starts crying* *remembers what's a nice GPA looked like*
by GodofTraps December 3, 2014
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