Cheeseman

A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.

I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!

by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010

cheeseandburger

A good minecraft pvper who loves his kind(he's also sri lanken)

Cheeseandburger is good at video games

by 0kbburger October 10, 2020

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Chessmate

A chess position in which a king can not escape. This word is also often used when someone has won an argument.

And that’s why Gorillas SHOULD be added to Minecraft, Chessmate buddy.

by Mudklip March 1, 2023

cheema day

a day that is dedicated to celebrating your own personal love for a cheema of your choice. it originates from manchester. songs, t-shirts and banners have been known to be adorned at these celebrations. it can be used to replace a birthday of a cheema or just as another day to enjoy with friends. there is no set date for this event, making it completely personal.

Cheema Day was amazing!!!

cheema day was a rousing success!!!

by cheetothedizzle July 6, 2009

cheeseaholic

this is someone who loves cheese more than any other food. someone who adds cheese to everything, and will always pick cheese over anything else.

someone who thinks about cheese and talks about cheese. someone who would like to have a house made of cheese.
someone who appreicates all cheese flavours and has a passion for it.
someone who has cheese running through their veins (or blocking their archeries)
someone who may dislike a cheesehater.

man one:why does she keep talking about cheese?

man two:cos shes a cheeseaholic

by hellsbells87 May 17, 2011

Cheesa

a boy or a man with feminism in his nature and features which other men may find sexually attractive.

UMG: hey fellas, check that cheesa out !! damn hott..
IY: cummon man dont do that, he's UMER ARSALAN, he's mine for all the banging.
FI: Oh just shut up you two fags.. im going to feel his ass now. bye bye.

by MAYdAY-MayDay April 8, 2011