Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

cheesecaking

n., Bronx NY and vicinity.

The act of exposing yourself, or performing other lewd acts in public, in exchange for alcohol, drugs, NFCs, or jewelry.

Usually performed by high school or middle school aged girls.

Brittany was in the back room, cheesecaking for blunt hits and bootleg NFCs.

by BronxBoy917 December 31, 2011

Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.

How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.

by quachwatch April 12, 2022

westbarns cheesecake

when you fall asleep in east lothian and wake up with a cleveland steamer,courtisy of the pies

joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!

by jamie lugton February 21, 2009

blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019

Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009