Cheezus

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.

Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."

by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009

Cheekus

A Mythological warrior princes of Cherub and Angelo-Saxton decent whose facial cheeks exceeds the average amount of fatty tissue, creating a cute and doll like appearence.

Did you ever read the story about Cheekus and Goliath?

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006

cheesus

A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.

Today I ate my first cheesus.

by Kelzor November 13, 2005

Cheesus Juice

Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.

Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.

Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.

by RudeAnn Wacky August 21, 2009

cheesus jesus

the lord's lord.

WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!

by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011

cheesus

If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus

mmmmm Cheesus

by Devin Diggler April 27, 2004

Cheezus Crust

1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.

The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.

2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.

A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!

2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!

by Rowedahelicon October 13, 2008