Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

nigger's checkbook

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up

After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.

by snake801 December 20, 2006

chapbook

A chapbook is exactly like a zine or alternative magazine for someone who is too cheap to afford anything but a bunch of papers stapled together. This term 'chapbook' is used by hipster douche bags to seem cool.

"I'm working on compiling a chapbook with my slam poems and ideas"
"You mean just like a zine?"
"NO. I mean a chapbook."

by Polaris Jewlee January 11, 2012

chicken-skin checkbook

a vagina so played out that the labia resemble hanging chicken skin

With four kids, her vag surely looks like a chicken-skin checkbook.

by some action December 17, 2008

Cheatwood

Dumbest last name of anyone in America

What kind of name is Cheatwood?

by Becool March 31, 2015

chavbooking

The act of trawling through open Facebook profiles in search of the roughest looking chav or chavette for shear comedy value.

"Mate of you seen the state of the Jordan wannabee I turfed up while chavbooking"

by doom dancer February 9, 2010

Cheatmooch

1. noun An adulterer who feigns loyalty to, while scavenging the resources of, his or her oblivious significant other : cheating whore

2. verb To plunder the assets of a naïve lover while surreptitiously sleeping with others

Guy #1: "Can you believe Tom is still with Amy? She's just using him for his money and has been cheating on him with Ken for months!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she is a total cheatmooch."

That guy is unemployed and lives off his 3 girlfriends. He's cheatmooching all of them!

by Cloclia April 22, 2015