caught short

When you piss or poo yourself because there are no pissing/pooing facilites located nearby. Generally there are two choices. Find a quiet spot and relieve yourself against a wall/parked car or if wearing dark trousers, run the risk of relieveing yourself in your pants.

Before the excretement occurs the individual can suffer large amounts of panic/anxiety before the event and embarrasment and disdain after the event, especially if witnessed by passers-by. If one manages to avoid getting caught short then the individual can enjoy a warm, triumphant feeling of relief and accomplishment.

Also getting "caught short" is a phenomenon largely related to binge drinking and is not gender specific!

Man 1: Mate are your trousers wet? Have you pissed yourself?

Man 2: Yeah I know - I got caught short ten yards away from the toilet. Nobody caught me in the act though as I faced the wall and pretended I was texting a friend! Complete fucking gayness but I got away with it!!

by Your International Hero and General Studmuffin May 11, 2008

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Caught Blesing

Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life

Mannn I was caught Blesing last night when my father in law walked in

by funnymanbro April 14, 2022

Caught in 4K

A phrase describing someone getting caught doing/saying something shitty. Caught can also mean someone's being recorded and 4K is considered high quality, so it means you were caught doing something and it's extremely clear what you're doing

@Karen500 I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive
@Karen500 We need to limit the spread of COVID-19
@Michael69420 RT "I just pissed on a guys shoes and spat in his drink after my COVID test came back positive" This you?
@Karen500 I swear that's out of context
@Micheal69420 You just got caught in 4K

by Whythisword March 12, 2021

caught up in the moment

When one finds oneself completely focused on the here and now, where nothing needs to be added or taken away, where the moment happens and that is okay.

For a moment in time she was caught up in the moment, it was the only place she wanted to be, not thinking about the next but being absolutely content.

by Fastfire November 12, 2015

Caught a play

To have previously made arrangements in supplying a drug user with illegal drugs in exchange for money. The event of receiving notice that a person or persons have requested to have illegal drugs sold to them. The moment of notice that a drug user has shown an interest to a drug dealer that they intend to purchase illegal drugs from them.

Damn fool, I just caught a play!
I got money now that I just caught a play.

by jdizzle412 September 4, 2013

caughtogasm

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm

My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015