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Chart Herm 

A person that only has knowledge of a record or track because it is popular with peers or on the charts. These people would have little knowledge of Older or underground favourites. Also unlikely to have any appreciation for lyrics and is therefore spoon-fed with catchy melodies with pointless lyrics.
Jord ''Can't wait to go see example, He's so good!''

Danny ''I know, thanks for showing me his music, where did you find him?''

Jord ''Found him while i was checking the chart top 10 out looking for tunes''

Rory *under breath* ''Chart herms'
Chart Herm by TAGSND October 21, 2010
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Chart Music 

Music that doesn't make music to get on the charts, but rather according to the charts (statistics) to appeal to a larger audience and become a mindless earworm. These songs have no long-lasting value or quality to them, usually fading away once they've made their record company enough money.
That song was so generic, it was nothing but chart music.
Chart Music by Weegeeman August 1, 2021

Chart Obsessed 

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.
Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.
Chart Obsessed by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021

chart-staring 

Focusing intently on a subject without any ability to affect it.
Patricia is chart-staring at crude oil again.

Chart Popper 

A DJ, or any influential person that creates publicity and/or revenue for another individual and/or business.
A DJ playing a song of an artist is a chart popper. Mary Kate Olsen attended the fashion show wearing Gucci Sunglasses. She is a chart popper for Gucci
Chart Popper by DMCK March 8, 2008

chart obsessed 

someone who keeps on releasing different versions of the same song to stay #1.
tayfraud swift is nothing but chart obsessed. releasing millions of anti-hero remixes to block sza from getting #1 but still lost.

Chart Throb 

1. A book written by Ben Elton
2. Someone in the music industry who is extremely attractive and smooth. Much like a heart throb but musical and famous
1. That Calvin guy in Chart throb was a dick!
2. Zac Effron *drool* what a chart throb.